More Tits and Glasses!

Tinto Brass, the legendary maestro of Italian erotic film who brought us such skin classics as The Key, Cheeky, Paprika, Salon Kitty, All Ladies Do It, and Miranda is at it again.

And he’s revisiting some old territory, specifically, the grandeur of Ancient Rome. Brass announced that he will "revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there."

Unless he made some other movie about a Roman emperor, Tinto has to referring to the 1979 epic Caligula, a non-stop orgy of sex and nudity featuring a staggering 112 breasts, 46 muffs, 41 butts, and a young naked Helen Mirren in a fabulous full frontal scene.

Although the idea of turning Caligula into a 3D movie sounds like a great idea, especially in light of the success of the skin-filled cable series Spartacus: Blood and Sand, it wouldn’t be the first skin flick to show 3 Bs in 3D.

Ten years before Caligula, 3-D porno flick The Stewardesses broke box-office records during its initial run as a sexploitation sensation.

Even though Tinto’s planned remake of Caligula won’t be the first time that boobs have popped off the screen, it would be the first 3D movie ever to come out Italy.

And that’s a spicy meatball-ah!

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