Thursday (1998)

No matter the day of the week, there’s a bare babe waiting to be seen in a theme-related movie. If you don’t know what we mean, check out Glenda Jackson’s nude boobs in Sunday Bloody Sunday (1971); Melanie Griffith’s naked T&A in Stormy Monday (1988); Claudia Christian’s uncovered cans in Never on Tuesday (1988); Jane Fonda’s perky peak in Any Wednesday (1966); the double Ds on Debi Sue Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985); and Ellen Sheppard’s three Bs in Saturday Night at the Baths (1975). Of course, we can’t forget about Thursday (1998). After seeing the flesh flashed in this flick, you’ll make Thursday the new hump day! Thanks to writer and director Skip Woods, you’ll be packing wood when he has former model and timeless hottie Paulina Porizkova shedding her threads on camera. As Dallas, the Czech-born beauty reveals her global assets and universal appeal on screen. In other words, she exposes her firm breasts and awesome ass to entertain fans all over the world. Alas, the rest of the thriller isn’t as thrilling. In fact, the late critic Roger Ebert denounced the film as violent, sexist, and reprehensible; saying, “The people associated with it should be ashamed of themselves.” We’re not sure if these people include cast members Aaron Eckhart, Mickey Rourke, Michael Jeter, Paula Marshall, and Thomas Jane, or those of us watching at home. In any case, Mr. Skin will gladly admit to being shameless when it comes to ogling Ms. Porizkova!