Thieves of Fortune (1990) is an action-packed romantic adventure story about a beautiful woman played by Shawn Weatherly who must perform feats of bravey in order to inherit a $28 million fortune and win the man she loves. The stunts in this movie alone are worth the price of admission if you’re an adrenaline junkie like we are, with planes and motorcycles and cliff diving and alligator wrestling and gun battles. Of course, we didn’t pay to watch the movie, so it was certainly worth our price of admission. As a footnote, it’s Lee Van Cleef’s final cinematic appearance. More notorious is Shawn who shows her tits in the shower and later when she flashes some bad guys to distract them and make good her escape. It’ll make good your penis’ escape from your pants, too.