That Victoria is terrible at keeping secrets. If you want to keep something under wraps, you don't make it the subject of a primetime special, duh. Anyway, the skeletons in Victoria's closet aren't really the point. The point is that The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 is (as always) packed with the world's sexiest supermodels strutting their stuff in expensive lingerie; this year's cast includes hot mom Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandria Ambroso, Doutzen Kroes, and Adriana Lima. Pop tart Rihanna even makes an appearance wearing a sexy garter belt under her dress. It's the most fun you can have with their clothes on!