The movies of 2013 gave us more than entertainment, they graced us with the skintertainment we've come to expect from Hollywood. Here are the breast of the breasts for the year that was.
Not only one of the breasts scenes, but a nude debut at that when Shiri Appleby in Girls (2012) gets it from behind and then her man gives her a pearl necklace on top of her girls. It's a beautiful mess. Just when you thought she couldn't get any artier, any more pretentious, any more naked, Lady Gaga in The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga (2013) shows you why she's the world's best pop star. You'll pop off to her full-frontal song. Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling in Orange is the New Black (2013) get les-be-clean in the shower. It should be a crime, but thankfully it's not what put her in the slammer. Tits from the deepest of deep-throaters, or at least from the act-chest who plays her, Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace (2013). Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons (2013) shows her canyons, and they're as pale as the blue sky and almost as beautiful. Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans and Jessi M'Bengue in Blurred Lines (2013) make music for our eyes and single-handedly (get it?) bring back the lost art of the video star. Someone's munching on Ivana Milicevic in Banshee (2013) and we're taking notes in our pants. It's shaved beaver and big tits time as Rosario Dawson in Trance (2013) takes a full-frontal walk that will put you in a trace. Leb-be-69 from Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos in Blue is the Warmest Colour (2013). We're feeling mighty hot.
That's all, folks, until next year.