The Three Musketeers (2011)

Alexandre Dumas’s classic novel of 1844  gets a big budget, 3-D treatment in the cyberpunk reboot of The Three Musketeers (2011). The adventure begins when young hothead D’Artagnan (Logan Lerman) heads to Paris to join the King’s (Freddie Fox) musketeers. Once he arrives, D’ discovers the group has been disbanded but meets hangers-on Athos (Matthew Macfadyen), Porthos (Ray Stevenson) and Aramis (Luke Evans). They team up to try and take down Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz), who plans to incite a war between France and England with the help of one-eyed spy Rochefort (Mads Mikkelsen). To complicate matters, the Duke of Buckingham (Orlando Bloom) and the Queen of France (Juno Temple) have a secret thing for each other. The action-packed story also features D’Artagnan’s love interests Constance (Gabriella Wilde) and Milady de Winter (Milla Jovovich). The latter lady just happens to be Athos’s scheming ex-lover. Years before the part was played by Rebecca De Mornay, Faye Dunaway, Lana Turner, and Barbara La Marr in the same-named cinematic versions from 1993, 1973, 1948 and 1921, respectively. But unlike her predecessors, Ms. Jovovich flashes her Jovonips! At first glance it seems like there’s no nudity in this pic. But on closer skin-spection, a rare double nip slip can be detected from Milla’s dainty décolletage during a fight scene. Now, that’ll swash your buckle! Just fast-forward to the 47-minute mark and you’ll see. If that’s not titillating enough, other scenes showcase the corset-donning starlet’s cleavage. So forget 3-D, and take a look at Milla’s 2 B’s!