The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

After discovering his royal heritage, a mercenary is set with the task of rescuing a Princess and stopping an evil sorcerer in Albert Pyun's fantasy flick The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982). The evil King Titus Cromwell (Richard Lynch) is looking to take over the world, and he figures resurrecting a long dead sorcerer (Richard Moll) to fight for him is the best way to make that happen. King Richard (Christopher Cary), the leader of Ehdan, is the man standing in his way, at least until Titus kills him and it's up to his son Talon (Lee Horsley) to pick up his dad's iconic three bladed sword and continue the fight. But since he's a bit young and small, he's got to travel the earth dodging Cromwell's assassins until he's big enough to learn who he really is, beef up, and take Titus down. We're way more into double D's than D&D, so we're happy to report there's nudity in this one. To help us along this typical mythological genre flick, there are two gorgeous women willing to bear T&A for our viewing pleasure. Kathleen Beller, who plays the Princess Alana, gets a butt massage at one point, and we’re treated to a great glimpse of the fanny fondling. How do you get that job? Why be a knight, jester or squire when you can spend all day rubbing her ass in front of a roaring fire? Then, there’s Shelley Taylor Morgan, who makes out with a guy that crashes through the window as she lies topless with a harem of other topless chicks. This movie’s not a bad method to get a few fantastic early 80s dungeon babes in skimpy attire. Whether a sorcerer or a sorceress, either way you'll have a sore wrist, checking out the medieval hotties in The Sword and the Sorcerer!