The Bible proclaims that the Lord shall return “like a thief in the night.” Odds are, though, the Almighty won’t be like the titular protagonist of Peach DVD’s The Sex Thief (2008). That character has his glands full as he steals long, lustful looks at the fully naked forms of nubile knockouts as they get off alone and in pairs. Latina lovely Lana Lopez, incandescent eyeful Lela Star, and exotic buxotic Kina Kai are just three reasons why witnesses of The Sex Thief’s none-too-stealthy activities will mo(i)st likely follow (birthday) suit.