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By now you've probably seen my analysis of the eight kinds of nipples and the actresses who have them (if you haven't, you should take this moment to educate yourself on this matter), but why stop there? Behind every nipple is a strong boob, and they have classifications too! Shall we begin?

1. Round: Phoebe Cates

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

2. East West: Gwyneth Paltrow

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

3. Side Set: Marisa Tomei

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

4. Asymmetric: Amanda Seyfried

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

5. Bell Shape: Pam Grier

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

6. Slender: Tara Fitzgerald

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

7. Tear Drop: Jennifer Connelly

The Seven Kinds of Boobs—And the Actresses Who Have Them

What do you guys think about this analysis? Any celeb you think would be a better fit for one of these categories?