Based on a novel by Patrick Modiano, the French romance The Perfume of Yvonne (1994) chronicles the relationship between Victor Chmara (Hippolyte Girardot), a young draft dodger posing as exiled Russian royalty, and Yvonne Jacquet (Sandra Majani), a narcissistic French woman. One look at the tits, twat, and tail Sandra’s packing will you have you thinking “Yvonne-a hit that!”