The Man Who Wasn't There (1983)

Are there any invisible men who don't use their superpower to perv on the ladies? Because, no pun intended, Mr. Skin's never seen one. Thankfully for us, The Man Who Wasn't There (1983) sure wasn't going to buck the trend or try to reinvent the wheel. In the critically derided comedy, Steve Guttenberg stars as Sam Cooper, a low-level government employee who witnesses an invisible man getting killed while Sam's trying to get to his own wedding. The transparent dude gives Sam the secret formula, so soon enough both the Russians and the US Government are hot on his trail. But good luck finding him! While he's busy looking up girl's skirts and sneaking into locker rooms, the government send their own invisible man to capture him. But even while being hunted, Sam can't avoid falling in love with his bride's maid of honor (Lisa Langlois). Can he get her to notice him while giving the government the slip? Guttenberg's certainly made better movies than this one, but at least there are tons of scenes where sexy eighties babes slip out of their clothes. You'll understand why Sam ran off to party with a member of his bridal party after seeing Lisa Langlois go full frontal, flashing all three B's when her invisibility serum suddenly fails her. There's also some nudity from a pair of skindom's more prolific perverts, Michelle Bauer and Brinke Stevens, both billed simply and elegantly as Nymphet, who unveil their T&A when Sam sneaks into a women's locker room and checks out the shower. But the hottest woman in the movie is Morgan Most, who actually wears the most clothes of all the skin bearing babes. Morgan and her amazing mams hold Guttenberg at gun point as she strips down to a bra and panties demanding to be made invisible. If only she'd let us see everything she had to offer, first! All female showers? Skinny dipping with Lisa Langlois? The Man Who Wasn't There found himself in a whole lot of places we wish we were!