The Maid (2014)

After the British drama The Maids (1975) with Susannah York and Glenda Jackson came out, foreign film fans saw Mexico’s The Maid (2009) starring Catalina Saavedra. But the title returned to the U.K. with the release of The Maid (2014). This indie flick centers around an American teenager named Jack (Ryan Cerenko). The quintessential troubled dude travels abroad to visit his father in an effort to repair their crumbling relationship. Luckily, the movie is not so much about daddy dearest as it is about daddy’s dearest maid Maria (Claire Kahane). She’s a beautiful, slightly older, woman from France. As you can guess, she’s got a lot of je ne sais quoi. Ooh la la! Maria sparks a quick friendship with Jack when she recognizes her past as his present and sympathizes with him. Despite her efforts to connect on an emotional level, Jack sees the relationship as a means to express himself physically. Consequently, the two forge a tumultuous bond of forbidden love and/or lust. As Maria opens up her heart (and her legs) to him, we get to see her bare body! In one scene, she takes off her top to flash her flesh. In another, Maria lets Jack remove her brassiere. The skintastic act pays off with onscreen boobage! If that’s not titillating enough, he kisses her nips in bed. Soon after, the lovers begin humping. Needless to say, they put the motion into this motion picture. In doing so, they prove the maid fantasy isn’t a fantasy after all!