The Last House on the Left (2009)

The Last House on the Left (2009) is a remake of Wes Craven's notorious 1972 exploitation film of the same name, itself a purported remake of Ingmar Bergman’s The Virgin Spring (1960). When her parents (Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter) take her to their lake house on vacation, young Mari Collingwood (Sara Paxton) quickly ditches them to hang out with her free-spirited friend Paige (Martha MacIsaac). Soon the two girls find themselves smoking pot in a hotel room with seemingly harmless and shy Justin (Spencer Treat Clark) when his escaped-convict father Krug (Garret Dillahunt) comes back unexpectedly, accompanied by Justin's uncle Francis (Aaron Paul) and Krug’s girlfriend Sadie (Riki Lindhome). The three sleazebags promptly take the girls out into the woods to violate and kill them but unknowingly leave Mari alive. When a storm approaches, Krug and company seek shelter with the Collingwoods, unaware that they are the parents of Mari, who's not expected to come home until the morning anyway. But when Justin discovers the truth, he is overcome with guilt and leaves a locket he had taken off of Mari’s body for her mother to find. Meanwhile, the critically injured Mari drags herself home, and her parents finally realize what their guests have done and proceed to exact a brutal revenge. Along the way, we see some sweet seat from Sara, and Riki shows her rack-i in four different scenes. Just keep repeating, “It’s only a booby . . . it’s only a booby . . . ”