Pop goes your weasel watching some of music's greatest lungs reveal their true talents. The body of work these artists offer has a great beat and you can beat-off to it.
Madonna in Body of Evidence (1993) shows off her body of boobage, two massive boy toys that we all would love to play with. Christina Aguilera in Diary (2000) shows off her dairy girls partially obscured by her dreadlocks. Then she gets kinky in her video Not Myself Tonight (2010). Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) makes sweet music with her mams, even in a bikini top they're singing a sexy song. Britney Spears in Britney Spears Live from Las Vegas (2001) makes Sin City blush with her sexy act. And her naked steam bath in the video Womanizer (2008) is a wonder. Bouncing boobs from Katy Perry wearing a low-cut Muppets T-shirt in Saturday Night Live (1975). Fergie in Planet Terror (2007) will have your hip hopping. The wardrobe malfunction that was hard all around the world, Janet Jackson in Super Bowl 2004 Halftime Ceremonies (2004). Admit it, you can't recall who won the Emmy, but you'll never forget the skimpy green dress worn by Jennifer Lopez in VH1's 100 Greatest Red Carpet Moments (2004). When Mariah Carey wearing sexy lingerie in Touch My Body (2008) says touch her body, who wouldn't? If Kylie Minogue in Agent Provocateur (commercial) (2002) looks this sexy imagine what she'd look like in our bed. Two of our favorite jerk-off fantasies together when Madonna and Lady Gaga dance in Saturday Night Live (1975) and we kill two birds with one stone. We don't see pink, but Beyoncé Knowles in Check on It (Pink Panther) (2005) is moving us to distraction. Just watching Shakira in Beautiful Liar (2007) move her hips gives us a mess in our pants. The ertoically charged Latino Paulina Rubio in Sexiest Rock Stars (2006) is a spicy piece of meat.
Sing it, sister.