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In Part 2 of our month-long tribute to the 34th anniversary of the first ‘Breastaurant,” we profiled the group of freaky Florida businessmen who came up with the concept … and became known as ‘The Hooters 6.’
“You do have to pinch yourself. You look in the mirror,” reflected one of the rebels in 2013, “and say, ‘Thirtyyears has gone by quickly.” And they marked the occasion at the original Clearwater location with an updated version of The Hooters 6 ... if you count the mannequin under glass!
The figure is modeled on luscious Lynne Austin—the famous ‘First Hooters Girl’ to don the iconic ‘Orange Brown’ uniform (below left) … as well as the first to strip out of it!
“It’s hard to age when you’re the Girl Next Door,” Lynne lamented at the time. “It sucks. Sometimes I wanna just go get Botox and boob lifts.”
Au naturally Au•stin was the first inductee into the official HootersHallofFame—“created in 2008 during the celebration of Hooters’ 25th Anniversary to recognize the elite of the sorority,” read the official announcement.
“Those who through their beauty, talent, grace and commitment to Hooters rose above the rest are enshrined here. Their images hang in these hallowed halls to immortalize their time spent wearing the orange shorts.”
Sleuth is more interested in immortalizing their time spent NOT wearing the shorts … or anything else … so he’s offering up sizzling selections for his exclusive “Hooters 6”—waitresses from the firm whose singular {make that dual} claim to fame can largely be attributed to their ‘Frame’!
On a personal note, Mr. and Mrs. Sleuth attended Super Bowl XVIII at Tampa Stadium on January 22, 1984, mere months after the first Hooters officially opened just 23 miles away in Clearwater. “When the (Oakland) Raiders and (Sleuth’s hometown) Redskins were in the Super Bowl in Tampa,” recalls the chain’s founder {who also found Lynne Austin} Ed Droste, “running back John Riggins, who was the face of the Redskins, found us early and lived here.
“On the Saturday before the Big Game, he was in our place the whole time. Meanwhile, Howard Cosell is announcing that the team can’t find him and that he wasn’t at practices.” Even Sleuth was stumped!
“They all came in for a postgame party even though they lost {yours truly still hasn’t gotten over it}. Somehow the media got word of that {no doubt from Droste}. That made it pretty nice for us. Our volume started building. We got a three-hour wait in the parking lot the next month.”
And speaking of tail•gating … the Super event that put Hooters on the map is today com•mam•orated with a bustling branch at the Skins’ stadium …
… with both ‘sets’ of uniforms on prominent display!
So while Sleuth wants to forget that Hooters-helping Super Bowl, he does want to remember these gorgeous Girls of the Hooters Hall of ‘Frame’:
TIFFANY TAYLOR
It’s a great name … but so is her real one—Summer Hansen, which is how she was known while “moonlighting at Hooters” in Rockville, Maryland … Sleuth’s local outlet less than a mile from his home, in 1997:
Pretty as a pitcher, don't ya think?
Born on 7/17/77 in Leesburg, Virginia to a Pakistani family, Summer sighs, “When I was ten my parents went through a bad divorce. I had my own lawyer and had to testify in court so my dad could have custody of me.” She moved with her father and new stepmother to Silver Spring … and then ritzy Potomac, Maryland—where the self-described “good girl” attended the ultra-strict Catholic School of the Holy Child.
She continued to wear white at the University of Maryland {Sleuth was able to ferret out a photo, below left}, and adopted the pseudonym Tiffany Taylor to hide the fact that she was working at a raunchy restaurant (below right).
Why, even the low-cut tank top and fiery orange shorts were apparently too much for the vestal virgin!
“As many of you know,” wrote her official online agent recently when selling off her well-worn apparel …
… “Tiffany worked at Hooters to help pay for college. They give the waitresses different store location shirts to wear. This one is from Rockville, Maryland. That is the location she worked at through college. This is for the TANK TOP ONLY!”
With “photo proof” like that, it’s no surprise she wound up in the black.
Tiffany’s all-natural 34D-25-35 shape was too good to keep under wraps, so “Taylor continued to work as a server at the Rockville Hooters (inset) while she embarked on a modeling career.
Soon Playboy placed an order … offering her its November 1998 centerfold—where the brunette ironically listed her Biggest Turn-On as “Men in Uniform.” Sleuth finds women in uniform more of a staple …
As her fame spread, the lovely lassie was loaned out to other locations—embarking on a “Hooters Tour” to the popular Atlanta outlet (below left) while contemplating her next move (below right).
Which was to the King of Prussia, Pennsylvania franchise—where she became recognized as a true Superwoman.
Taylor later auctioned off her entire uniform from the King of Prussia Hooters stint—with the promise: “And let me tell you, there is no question Tiffany wore this at work. The tank top has several small, faint wings sauce stains on it. The shirt is clean (below left), but clearly those stains never come out!”
With that come on, it’s no wonder the package sold to “Vince” for 125 clams. Which would fit nicely in that money pouch she threw in to the mix (above right)!
Speaking of mixing, the busty beauty bemoaned the fact that, “While people always say men stare at me, men rarely come up to me. Sometimes they think pretty women are unapproachable, bur in fact the opposite is true. If you see a beautiful Hooters Girl (below left), take a chance.” And you might ‘get lucky’ (below right)!
“I do like a guy who is outgoing,” the willing waitress went on, “because I’m very shy and reserved. I need someone to balance me out, yin and yang.” And as for wang: “One of my favorite ways to surprise a man is to get dressed up in lingerie and high heels. I’ll invite him over, then answer the door wearing only that. If he knows what I like, he’ll shut the door, say something nice and then take it off right away!” Ass if …
One guy who wanted to, it certainly seemed, was shock jock Howard Stern … who ‘had her’ on his radio show twice in a matter of months.
The first time, on 10/22/98, “Howard wanted to talk about Tiffany’s Playboy layout. He said it may be the bestone he’s ever seen! Stern eventually decided to wrestle the sexy centerfold. It turns out this was all his idea. Howard said that if he pinned her, he gets to kiss her {‘If I pin ya, I get butt sex,’ he kidded}. Butt if she pins him, she gets to plug her web site.”
“The two went at it for a minute or two (top left) and Howard somehow pinned her down” (top right). “I grabbed her breast at one point, but not on purpose—yeah, not much!” Stern said right after ‘kicking her ass’ (bottom left). You’re not wearing a bra, are you?” “No,” the coed cooed. Which was pointedly clear when she had to kiss the victor (bottom right). “Oh, those are niiiice,” Howard hooted, as Tiff giggled … and jiggled.
“I’ve always been pretty comfortable with my body,” the model mused. “In fact, I’m more comfortable being naked than being in a bathing suit.”
“Oh man!” the comedian concluded, “you’re one in a million.” Indeed, the Hooters honey stood out in a crowd:
“My second appearance on Howard Stern’s show helped put us in a whole different bracket as far as membership goes,” the former waitress enthused.
“My boyfriend is a cop,” Taylor tattled … and Stern brought him out to ask about their lovemaking: “It’s incredible,” the policeman testified. “I can barely last.” Gushed the host: “I’m in love with her and I haven’t even slept with her!”
Tiffany boasted that she “can never have enough good loving” … adding: “I’m not too into other accessories, like sex toys. I’d much rather stick with the real thing.” And many would prefer to stick it into her trademark treasure trail (below left) rather than get sticky with her tricky body paint—which required her to “totally shaveitbald for the very first time” (below right) so her “pubic hair wouldn’t tear.”
But the lapsed Catholic school girl isn’t “as pure” as she seems: “One time a guy at Glamourcon (the famed fanfest, below left) asked if I had any pictures of myself completelynaked (below right), and I didn’t.
“Then he asked if he could take pictures of my bare feet (below left), since he had a foot fetish. I have no problem with fetish people. That got me thinking that I should start a fetish thing on my website. So we’re going to have a section called Body By Tiffany. It’s not going to be really hardcore fetish stuff—but it should raise interest.” Corset will …
Eyebrows were also raised when the Internet exploded with news of an ad posted in February 2011 for “Tiffany Taylor*elite escort xoxo Super SEXY PRETTY 100% real.”
Rumors ran rampant that the former Hooters waitress—who had just started selling her old uniforms online—was now hard up enough to offer herself up on a platter. Especially after this escort ad description: “I’m a sexy brunette with long legs, a beautiful face, and perfect tits that you’ll love to $#%K on!
“I have a beautiful @ss to worship” (below right) … yet despite her keeping company with many a millionaire (below left), Sleuth traced the phone number to Farmington, NY … the address of a busty blonde hooker with the same name.
Perhaps we should END here … and finish up over the holiday with the Final Five foxes in the HootersHallof ‘Frame.’
