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The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009)

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In the midst of his run as Ari Gold on Entourage, Jeremy Piven pivoted from hardass boss to slick salesman when he made his way to the big screen as used-car liquidator Don Ready in the outrageous comedy The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009). Hired by a Temecula California auto dealership to turn their failing business around by selling more than 200 cars over the Fourth of July weekend, Don brings in his crack team of car selling specialists to achieve this seemingly impossible task. From fake sicknesses to slutty eye candy, Don and the crew use every trick in the book to move product, but things go awry when Don suspects he might be the father of a kid working at the dealership, and ends up romancing the boss’s daughter, Ivy (Jordana Spiro). When she informs him she's not going to stay with him, Don starts thinking about a horrible parachuting accident that led to the death of one of his dear friends (Will Ferrell) and considers quitting the whole thing. But after a visit from Ferrell as a ghost, Don returns to finish what he started. Don's going to sell all those cars or die trying! This one was written by former Chappelle's Show writer Neal Brennan, so you can expect all sorts of racey and sometimes racist jokes, and it actually features nine actors from The Office. But amidst all the comic gags, we also get to see the bare boobs of a stripper played by Mary Castro. There's also Noureen DeWulf, Sabtina Renata Maahs, and Brianne Van Cuyck as bikini stripers rubbing all their best parts on our car salesmen. Perky tits on your face are a perk of the job? Throw in Kristen Schaal ripping off her shirt to show her bra beholden boobies and Jordan Spiro showing off her cheeks in a pair of panties, and you don't have to sell us on watching this flick! One look at those goods and you’ll get hard and stay hard!