The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

The Giant Spider Invasion (1975) is a low-budget horror flick, the kind of bad movie that’s so bad it’s good. Well, depending on how you define good. We define it by a complicated equation that is nudity over skin divided by nakedness of actresses involved. There’s a team of eggheads in the back room constantly calculating the skin factor. The plot is, as expected, about an invasion of giant spiders. It stars Alan Hale post-Gilligan’s Island, but more importantly features the lovely talents of Diane Lee Hart, who shows her tits in the shower. That will please your giant spider.