The Freakmaker (1973)

An evil scientist wants to kick start evolution by grafting plants and animals into super-freaks in the wacky world of The Mutations (1973). Famous for Tom Baker, who was the fourth incarnation of Dr. Who, this movie really deserves merit for its bevy of topless beauties. Big-busted flame Olga Anthony gets felt up by one of the good doctor's monsters. Lisa Collings plays that perennial cinematic pleasure-giver, a prostitute. She flashes her petite pair again for that breast-obsessed monster. And Julie Ege fills out the fleshtacular with the prerequisite shower scene. Charles Darwin was wrong; it's not survival of the fittest but the friskiest.