The group of college kids who star in The Forgotten Ones (2009) must have thought they were sooooo clever. No remote cabins in the woods for these teens-- nope, instead they've chartered a party boat for their spring break. No way that could go wrong and quickly devolve into a blood-drenched waking nightmare where the only thing to hope for is a quick and relatively painless death, right? Wrong. And it's not over once you're dead-- these devolved creatures have a cannibalistic streak. And sadly, while stars Nikki Griffin and Jewel Staite look good enough to eat in bras and bikinis, the lack of any real nudity will just leave you hungry for more.