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Now, as National Cheerleading Month continues …

April Fool’s!

It’s actually done … but we’re not.

OurFinal Chapter—which, as you’ll see, richly deserved its own separate post--presents Sleuth’s Top Ten Porn Stars Who Were Cheerleaders … and brings to mind Sportster’s summation that: “All things aside—I don’t want to tiptoe around this for too long—yes, some cheerleaders are bad girls. Thinking about it more accurately, a few of them are really bad girls. But all of them are smoking hot.”

In conclusion, as the site stated: “Being a cheerleader in a professional sports sucks.”

And, we must note, that back in school a number of the rooters revealed below were also voted ‘Most Likely to Suck•Seed.”

COURTNEY SIMPSONArizona State University Sun Devils (2003-2005)

A gymnast for 10 years—who won a national parallel bars competition, the devout Mormon abruptly quit the Arizona State squad when “someone left a stack of private pornographic photos of her on the doorstep of the Mesa house where she lived with her strict, religious parents.”

Moving to California “to make adult films full-time (above),” the 19-year-old changed her real name of Courtney Cox to avoid making an enemy of the Friends star {who spells it Courteney}—and chose Simpson because singer Jessica “was hot at the time.”

A virgin when she joined the ASU cheerleaders, the freshman “quickly became known as ‘Triple X’ to the squad members because of my constant talk about sex. I was always talking about it, even though I wasn’t doing it. My friends kept saying that I wasn’t going to keep my cherry past December,” Courtney confessed. “I only lasted until October.”

She seemed to be thinking about how to ‘jump balls” when the action came her way in the NCAA tourney (above left): “Once at an ASU game I was on the Jumobtron and had to throw the ball back and it bounced back and hit me in the chest. All these people saw it and everybody said, ‘Nice throw.’” And everybody later said, ‘Nice butt’ (above right) when she knelt in the nude. “My favorite part of my body is my ass,” she told Sleuth.

“If there’s one thing Courtney Simpson is, it’s flexible” (above), raved a reviewer of her ‘Triple X’ debut in Double Dutch. “She claims to have been a college cheerleader (hence the outfit she wears, below left column) and shows off some of her moves. When she lifts one leg (middle), Travis Knight can’t resist shoving his tongue into her twat and then grabs two handfuls of her taut, firm butt cheeks when she does a split” (bottom).

“On December 2, 2005,” chronicles Wikipedia, “the Arizona Republic reported that Arizona State University officials were looking into any legal claims they might have in relation to a possible infringement of trademarks and intellectual property over Simpson performing in an ASU cheerleader outfit in a pornographic video called Double Dutch.”

Adds WikiPorno: “The film’s producer, adult actress Gina Lynn {wife of Travis Knight, BTW} ultimately decided to reverse the uniform on the video’s box cover so the initials read ‘USA’ and not ‘ASU,’ and also blur out the costume during the time the cheerleader wears it onscreen.” Like getting Al Capone on tax evasion—and Debbie Does Dallas on its vest and hot pants—it seams it’s always the uniform that gets ’em in the end.

Though there’s a happy ending: After making “more than 250 porn movies” in less than two years, Wikipedia observes: “In September 2006 Simpson announced she would no longer be performing heterosexual scenes on film, to give her more time to go back to college and get her degree.” Amazingly, Arizona State took her back … and at age 28 Courtney graduated with honors in February 2013! (upper right). Yet in hindsight, perhaps changing her name from ‘Cox’ upon entering porn wasn’t the brightest move?

“What else would you expect from an ASU cheerleader?” razzed a rival from the University of Arizona when news of Simpson’s sex career came to light. “Arizona State is considered to be one of the best party schools in the country,” confirmed The Sportster. “This shouldn’t be news, but not everyone knows—call me Captain Obvious if you must.”

And even more obvious when, just 3 years after Courtney quit the squad and the school in the Spring of 2005, a serious of shots surfaced on The Dirty website. “Did these ASU cheerleaders think they could have a wild, drunken sex party (above) without us getting hands on the pictures,” the infamous webmasters mocked {the blonde pom-pom is highlighted in color amid the dancing lineup}.

“Hot broads plus sexy lingerie equals massive amounts of attention,” Bleacher Report reasoned. And since “Arizona State cheerleaders are required to sign a pledge stating, ‘I know that I am part of a team representing ASU and will therefore always try to present myself in the best interest of the university,’” the school “cut the squad completely”—all 16 members—half of whom weren’t even involved!

The Dirty is insignificant,” believed Briana Barcelo—in purple panties (above left) and posing with pom (above right). “It’s just a way to ruin people’s lives. It’s just good timing on their part, I guess”—with the school sensitive “on the heels of another scandal involving an ASU cheerleader {Simpson}, so they decided to fire the entire squad. And now it’s all been taken away,” Briana lamented.

“I blame Courtney Cox—their role model,” smiled a student. “Seemed like a bit of an overreaction,” BleacherReport felt,” considering ASU cheerleaders don’t wear much more on the sidelines” and the girls “had merely posed in their bras and thong panties.” Speak for your selfie

BEVERLY LYNNEPhiladelphia Eagles Liberty Belles (1998-2000)

“Yes, I am a former NFL cheerleader for the Philadelphia Eagles” (above left), the blonde beauty formerly known as Beverly Lynne Hubscher acknowledges. “My rookie year was Donovan McNabb’s rookie year, ’98. I cheered the ’98-’99 season, then the ’99-’00 season—and right after our final game, that’s when I moved out to L.A. to pursue a career in acting.” And anatomy (above right).

“Lynne stayed on as an Eagles cheerleader for only two years, which she describes as ‘one of the greatestexperiences of my life {front center in the team picture, above},” says the Sportress of Blogitude. “During that brief time, she served as the cover girl on the Eagles cheerleader’s 1999-2000 swimsuit calendar—before the lure of becoming the center of attention drew her away from Veteran’s Stadium and into the world of the erotic film industry. With the calendar cover a sure-fire way to attract the attention of directors and casting agents,” the actress asserted, “I have created this sexy minx side of me that is ‘Beverly.’ People have the idea that we do this because we are sex addicts, but nothing could be further from the truth. We are not here to get our rocks off.”

“I have worn many ‘costumes’ and ‘masks’ over the course of my career in Hollywood,” she currently comments on her MsLynne auction site selling “worn lingerie” and “everything in between” that you can imagine and request!

“From posing for Playboy’s Book of Lingerie, to working in the NFL as a cheerleader for the Philadelphia Eagles, to starring in hundreds of late night cable movies for HBO, Cinemax and Showtime—thus earning the name ‘The Queen of Late Night TV.’” Sleuth’s favorite titles in the Beverly canon include Maximum Thrust, Genie in a String Bikini and the never-to-be-forgotten The Devil Wears Nada.

“I love being an actress,” says the 41-year-old former Liberty Belle (above left). “And well, if there’s a little nudity in it, who cares?” {clearly the fans who still flock to buy the Eagle eyeful’s signed photos, above right}.

“Although she hasn’t done hardcore work,” claimed the football site Busted Coverage, “that is to say, actual porn where some stranger penetrates her, she does have a website that has ‘edgier’ content.” And where not “some stranger” but her husband Glen Meadows “penetrates” every orifice! “Inside you will find thousands of nude images of me from softcore to hardcore,” she promises at her eponymous entrance.

“Many videos shot just for my site with you in mind. As a member you will have access to everything Beverly Lynne.”

Pretty raunchy … but not that far removed from the nether nests of the current crop of Eagles cheerleaders!

BROOKE MORALESOakland Raiderettes (1988-1992)

“Being a model has given me the opportunity to travel to many exciting foreign countries,” gushed the Agoura Hills native and Cal State Northridge graduate on the back of her 1992 official collector’s card (above left). “But my favorite place to be is the Los Angeles Coliseum when the Raiders play.” They too would be ‘up inarms’ if they knew of her earliest modeling work (above right)!

“Pigskin fans had a hard time keeping their eyes on the game with her on the sidelines as a Raiderette cheerleader for 4 years,” one of her many BenchWarmer Trading Cards gushed. And those same ‘hard’ fans would also have ‘gushed’ to glimpse her mouth-watering turn in the XXX-rated Pretty Girls magazine series …

… in which she used her adopted first name {above left, she was born ‘Olga Morales’} while keeping a ‘handle’ on her then-flame, porn stud Jerry Butler.

“I believe that my fingertips have magic in them,” the Chicano cheer leaper purred in a 1985 Penthouse pictorial under the name Brook. “I like to pass that power on to my lover … through my touch.”

“Once we’re alone,” Morales made clear, “I hold nothing back—I’m open to all that passion can offer.”

LINDSEY MARSHALToronto Raptors Dance Pak (2003-2004)

“The Raptors on Monday fired a member of their dance team after discovering that she has ‘an adults-only Internet site,” the Toronto Star reported on March 17, 2004. “The dancer was known as Lucie Lytes on the Raptors, but is Lindsey Marshal on the site.” Lucie, you’ve got some ’splaining to do!

“Well that was a cunning stunt,” quipped a Toronto fan after the firing brought tons of traffic to the 34B-26-32 blonde’s site. “I think it’s the eyes that make her,” commented another. “She has eyes?” wondered a third. “Unfortunately, Marshal has fallen victim to a new wave of prudishness sweeping North America,” began a highly unusual editorial in the Toronto Sun. “Apparently, cheerleaders for sports teams are now not supposed to be sex objects. When, exactly, did this happen? In the NBA, their main purpose is to entice young men to watch something bounce when the ball isn’t.”

“She is very distressed,” her webmaster revealed. “Lucie viewed her Raptors dancing as a great opportunity to advance her career. The website was a way to fund her ambitions to become a professional dancer.” Explained the team’s event operations director Jim Roe: “She would not be an appropriate member of the Dance Pak because we don’t want people coming down here and seeing Lucie and then realizing she has an alias where she’s showing ‘quote, unquote pornographic material’ of herself. It’s not the image we want.” Countered the spokesman for LindsayMarshal.com: “They’re not explicit photos.” Depends on your viewpoint.

Among the literally thousands of porn titles devoted to pom-pom proponents, two recent X•samples are called Cheerleader Sluts and Cheerleaders Who Trick.

And surprisingly, the next four of our top ten twirlers are documented escorts … whose exploits we’ll a•lewd to below.

KELLY JAYEAtlanta Hawks Dance Team (1991-1993)

Raised in “a strict Southern Baptist environment,” Kelly Lynn Sabo says she was seen by schoolmates as “a wholesomeness-incarnate, cheerleader-type,” the girl you’d expect to see “place in her yearbook as the least likely to go buck naked.” But she had been a cheerleader in high school … and living in Atlanta in the early Nineties “got wind that the Hawks NBA basketball team was looking to spruce up the image of its cheerleading squad. They wanted some wholesome girls-next-door,” Kelly recalled … and remembered “auditioning in a room with 462 other ‘wholesome’ aspirants and, to my surprise, made the team.”

Kelly considered her roundball rooting “the best times of my life,” but soon, according to Excalibur Films, “her job with the Atlanta Hawks cheerleader squad in turn got her noticed by the folks at Playboy. They were looking for beauties for their ‘Girls of the NBA’ pictorial and Kelly Jackson {her stage name} made the cut.” Alas, the league blocked her shot at posing for Playboy, but she “felt I’d broached the nudity barrier,” and so headed to California to expand her horizons.

“The stories about the adult industry intrigued me,” the blonde explained, “and I had been thinking for a long time about getting into the business. “Vivid Video Scores a Slam Dunk with Former NBA Cheerleader!” headlined Adult Video News when Kelly signed an exclusive contract to become one of the first Vivid Girls. Since stablemate Raquel Darrian had started out using the nom de porn Kelly Jackson, the nubile new•comer shortened hers to Kelly Jaye.

After appearing in 28 high-budget films from 1994-98, she’d had enough … or rather realized she could get more from escorting. On the eve of the Millennium (12/31/99) she appeared in the NYC Palace Hotel room of mega-rich mortgage mogul Michael Fanghella (above left)—who paid Kelly’s agency $10,000 a night for the privilege. Though she later swore under oath that, “We never had intercourse … and no, I didn’t have oral sex with him either,” Fanghella rebutted in court: “Sex, yes, the next day. That was the point of hiring an escort.” They became inseparable—“I found you as a prostitute but know you now as a beautiful person,” the sugar daddy told his love on a taped phone call in March 2000—and “enjoyed a few threesomes” since Jaye “liked hiring other female escorts for that purpose because she preferred women (top right).

“Kelly, I have more money than we could possibly spend in our lifetimes,” Fanghella promised her … and she quickly took him up on it! According to IMDb, the pair “made the headlines when it was discovered that the mortgage CEO who was keeping the blonde as his mistress, spent more than $14 million on her in cash and gifts—jewelry, cars, houses, etc.—until it turned out that much of the money came from his defrauding his company’s investors. Fanghella was convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison.”

Kelly escaped jail (above left) … but when a “U.S. District Court judge found her story unconvincing and ordered the remaining merchandise and money returned,” she was forced to resort to stripping (above right) to maintain her 'inflated' lifestyle.

And when that didn’t do the trick, the Jaye Bird resumed her role as high-priced call girl {actual ad below}

“Hell, you got something out of it,” Fanghella fumed when she sought to keep the cash and gifts. “You were the most expensive lay in the history of man.” Charging a mere $1,500 an hour for her services, Kelly recouped some of the revenue by earning rave reviews for her “work”—epitomized by this satisfied customer after a November 2002 outcall hotel encounter:

The last word should go to one of the lead lawyers in the fraud case: Steve Owen, Esq. called it “the story of a man who was taken for everything he wasn’t worth.”

BRANDY BLAIR Atlanta Hawks A-TownDancers (2006-2009)

In her dance squad bio (above left), Briana Baxter from Dallas (!), Georgia said the three words that describe her best are “thoughtful, laid back and spontaneous.” Which explains why she thought she’d spontaneously up and leave for Los Angeles when her Hawks contract ended after a sweeping second-round 2009 playoff loss to LeBron James’ Cavaliers and "just lay back for a while" {fellow Hawkette Kelly Jaye was then laying low}.

“I’ve always been pretty open minded, even though I had always been reserved sexually,” the pom-pom twirler opened up (above) after adopting the name Brandy Blair to take a shot at porn. “I thought I’d give it a try. I had never even posed nude before and all of a sudden I saw this whole other side of myself that I had never seen. It has been a very liberating experience.” Her next move was to start a Twitter page to chronicle what she called “the real-life fantasies of a former pro cheerleader turned adult superstar”—naming her favorite sex scene to be Above the Rimjob with Briana Blair! She also starred in Can He Score? and Cheerleaders Academy.

Let’s not forget her roles in Girlfriend for Hire, Working Girls and I Fuck for Money … since after 121 films in just 2 years, Briana left the biz for a two-year stint in the Lingerie Basketball League—she’d starred in b-ball and softball at Kennesaw State—for a continuing career as a traveling court•esan {Atlanta was on her schedule} while, incredibly, including her Hawks cheerleader official photo in her escort ad (above left)! She even tweeted about it: “I’m at Target as we speak getting my ad photos developed! The lady helping me def. saw snatch pics in the pile” {hoops there it is!, above right}.

“I don’t think I’ve seen a more attractive woman in person,” a client commented after a February ’14 {for Valentine’s Day?} session with Briana {which she helpfully re-enacts above}. Counting out the cash—1,500 clams for 60 minutes of her time (top right)—she then “removed her dress and I saw her amazing body: extremely fit, perfect tanned skin with an incredible ass (lower left). I put the condom on and entered her from behind (lower right). Her pussy was nice and tight, and she wanted me to keep pounding it. It was hands down the best sex and orgasm I ever had. I had several preconceptions of what an adult star would be like. Briana shattered them all.”

And she was pretty shattering upright too … Briana struts her stuff at the 2 minute mark of this pro basketball cheerleader compilation video that might make a terrific teaching tool for stripper school:

SAMANTHA RYANShawnee Mission Northwest High School Cougars (1993-1996)

Perhaps the prettiest porn star of this millennium {Seka, Shauna Grant Janine are so last century}, Sleuth did a comprehensive blog on Sam during last year’s March Madness when her beloved Kansas Jayhawks were the No. 1 seed. Born Jamie Mance, she says she “was painfully shy growing up until I became a member of a world class color guard”—the performance equivalent of highly advanced cheerleading (above left)—and even won a national championship in its annual competition! And the beautiful bisexual no doubt had her pick of the other cheerleaders (above right)!

“Jamie, run with confidence as your loved ones cheer you—from the grandstands of life,” reads an ad her family placed in her senior yearbook”—she was the valedictorian of the Class of ’96—but they weren’t thrilled when she took her cheerleading all the way (above) in an amazing 572 adult films stretching over a decade!

Yet she became most famous for getting courtside seats for “the biggest regular season basketball game” of 2010 from Kansas coach Kurtis Townsend—whom she’d met on a plane. “I had no idea she was a porn star,” the coach salivated (above left). “She was just Jamie, a former KU student who said she was a big fan of the Jayhawks” (above right).

Soon to get big fans in the escort business … which Ryan entered in 2012 as her porn career was winding down at age 34. Thus, it was big news when she came to NYC for the first time (above left)—after realizing that $ex$ells (above right) … and you can make more if you Sell Sex.

Particularly if you can command $2,400 for two hours … her going rate for a date in May 2012 in the Big Apple. “When Samantha answered the door she was wearing nothing but a sexy black bra and panties set and black stiletto heels (above left). Samantha is even more beautiful in person and her body is amazing” (above right), confided client Ozymandias30. “She worked her way down and gave probably one of the best BJ’s I’ve ever had (inset). She is an incredible sexual partner! If you have a chance to meet her, you’d be a fool to pass it up! You will not regret it!!”

SUNNYCedar Ridge High School Knights (1987-1990)

Born Tammy Lynn Sytch on Pearl Harbor Day 1972 in Freeport, New Jersey, the blonde bombshell revealed to Sleuth back in 2003: “I was a cheerleader in high school {team captain in fact, above} and always felt feminine. When I started in wrestling, I began to feel even sexier.” And it showed: “Many teenage fans first crush in the mid-1990s,” recalls Online World of Wrestling, “the lady came off as a spoiled, underhanded, lowdown prep. However, since she wore those skimpy and sexy cheerleading outfits every time out of the locker room, Tammy ‘Sunny’ Sytch [rhymes with ‘bitch’} became a fan favorite. Well, at least for the men that is. She went to the same high school as her future boyfriend Chris Candido {above right, also her future ring partner}.

But he wasn’t her only partner: “I came up in the ranks with Chris and you know, I love the guy,” revealed Dennis Knight {aka Phineas Godwinn}. “And that fucking Sunny … you know, Shawn Michaels {Candido’s ring rival} and those guys would have people watch [for Chris] in the locker room while they were banging her.”

Five-time champion The Sandman {Jim Fullington} even gave a public interview in 2008 that called Sunny out: “There’s so many stories I could tell you about how she disrespected Chris. We were on the roof of a club in Miami and she was blowing Raven {villain Scott Levy, who famously ‘feuded’ with The Sandman} while she just had her hand out for pills” (article above left).

“I was walking into the boiler room to get high and fuckin’ Sabu {2-tme champ Terry Brunk} is in there getting a blowjob from Tammy in exchange for drugs … he doesn’t give her the SOMAs {a muscle relaxer that produces euphoria} ’til she’s done with the blowjob. Another time I walked into the bathroom and she’s blowing Sabu and jerkin’ off Joey Matthews {appropriately, the three time tag team titleholder}. All the while, Chris is running around the bar lookingfor her.” Candido died suddenly of an embolism in 2005, but nowadays fans can find her doing private Skye shows online—at the rate of “$50 for 10 minutes for some skin (boobs) and $100 for 10 minutes to see a whole lot more (upper right). It’s a lot of fun!” Tammy teases. “And you can do whatever you want on your end.”

Ring rival Ashley Massaro—who 'updated' Sunny’s cheerleader act (below)—fought back in 2015 when Sytch suggested Massaro “had experience” in the escort field {her name was found on the books of Madam Nici—the owner of the service that provided Kelly Jaye to her wealthy weasel}. “Tammy does it to support her drug habit” {she was arrested 5 different times over a 4 week period in 2012}, Ashely alleged, “and sells herself to fans.”

And they were buying: AOL proclaimed Sunny ‘The Most Downloaded Woman in Cyberspace History’—doubling the hits of Cindy Margolis—and “without taking her clothes off.” Until she joined with nemesis Missy Hyatt to form WrestlingVixxxens.com in 2002 and show off their pom-poms (below left).

“We know you have always wanted to see Tammy and Missy get totally nude,” the paysite promised. “This is what wrestling fans have always fantasized about.” And for the first time ever, Sunny showed, um, sash (above right)!

“Now there have been rumors that Chris and I are going to do an adult sex filmá la Tommy and Pam,” Tammy teased Sleuth in ’03 when her partner was still alive. “But my fans will just have to wait and see.”

They’d have to wait thirteen years … for the destitute diva to accept “much, much more” than the $100,000 Vivid Video initially offered to make 2016’s Sunny Side Up: In Through the Back Door (above left). Famed for her bulbous butt, the wrestler quit the early ECW “when they tried to embarrass me one last time by lifting my cheerleader skirt to get my bare ass spanked.” Sign us up! (above right).

“Tammy took part in many activities during high school,” her Angelfire bio begins, “by participating in the Yearbook (sweet senior shot, inset), Prom Committee {she was Queen}, Pom Squad and Captain of the Cheerleaders.” Butt we figure those activities didn’t include anal … the back story of her hardcore vid (above)!

JAYDEN COLENorthwestern Oklahoma State University Rangers (2006-2010)

When picked as a finalist for Homecoming Queen of her college in October 2008, Megan Gorton was “sponsored by the Ranger cheerleaders”—the center of attention in both images above, she tells her two rival pom-poms in the Hot and Mean Cheerlickers video: “You girls are super nice, but I gotta get out there cuz my squad’s waiting for me—and they need me. I really gotta go.” Instead she comes.

“Megan participates in cheerleading (team photo above), the Alpha Sigma Alpha sorority, chemistry club and intramural softball. The NWOSU biology major is the daughter of Jeff and Teresa Gorton”—protecting her past by taking the name ‘Jayden Cole’ (above right) when entering the adult realm shortly after her 2010 graduation.

Quickly climbing the porn pyramid {she’s at top right above}, Jayden has managed to make 154 films in her first 6 years … while “only performing in girl-on-girl scenes,” she makes clear. Asked if she’ll “ever take a dick on camera,” Cole concedes: “I feel like the answer should be no, but never say never.”

“I was a laid back chick in high school {where she was also head cheerleader},” Megan muses. “I didn’t party too hard, but I didn’t study too hard either!” She spent a year performing as Snow White at Disneyworld in Orlando … before she drifted. Still sporting her baby fat upon entering the industry (below left), the 5-foot-10, 132 pound newcomer was told to slim down so she could fit into her cheerleading uniform again (below right)!

Twice voted Exotic Dancer of the Year—she began dance classes at age 5—the perfectly proportioned 36C-24-36 all natural nymph continues to perform in gentlemen’s clubs … in her cheerleader garb (below left)! And she doesn’t look that much different from her retro rooting routine (below right).

“Sexually,” she says today, “I am into both men and women. Both have their different areas of expertise. I prefer to get fucked flat doggy style—I can be lazy and still cum from that position,” the jaded Jayden jokes. Like in the football fantasy below, where the ravishing redhead seems content to receive. “It’s my dream scene,” Cole coos. “A three-way where me and a girl of my choice get dominated by some expert dom hot chick and then we all take turns on each other! And we would first be dressed up perfectly in high-end sports gear" in her familiar locker room setting.

AVA MILLER California State University Monterey Bay Otters (2002-2006)

“Courtney Simpson started a trend,” a poster wrote to the College Football Blog in April 2006. “Former CSU cheerleading captain Ashley E. Myers (aka porn star Ava Miller) did much the same thing, sans posing in the uniform {just the warmups, above}. What is it with these cheer-chicks?”

Replied a classmate: “Ava actually started out in porn under her real name of Ashley Myers. If you listen to her First Time Video Girls interview, she even says she was a cheerleader. She wasn’t kidding … Ashley was still the cheer captain for the CSUMB cheerleading team when she doing porn in early 2006!”

“I was kind of a late bloomer,” she admits. “I first had sex at 18 while a freshman cheerleader who looked sooo prim and proper {’cept for the panties, above left}. My tits are 36C, and they’re real (above right). The first time I sucked cock was on my girlfriend’s boyfriend!” Come again? “She was my first everything—my first kiss, my first oral, my first strap-on. I loved that. It feels awesome.” So did she feel the real thing with her lover’s lover after giving him head? “No,’ she smiles. “I fucked her though. Right afterwards.”

“I think I have really good boobs, and my nipples get nice and excited,” Ashley/Ava adds. “I got into porn because I guess I’m now just really good at having sex. And doing the splits as a cheerleader all those years at CSUMB made me super flexible.”

Can you imagine a more impressiveEND to our Pom-Poms to Porn post? Not to mention NationalCheerleading Month!

“Rah, Rah, Raw ! Sis, Boob, Bra ! Push ’em back, push ’em back, waaayback !”