The Clown at Midnight (1998) is a throwback to the classic slasher fare of the '80s. But still this Canadian production goes where no cut-'em-ups have gone before, that is the killer is a clown from an opera. Don't leave until the fat lady gets her throat slit! And do indeed stay for Liz Crawford's sexy striptease. She gets down and dirty in only a black bra and matching panties, with a pair of knee-high leather boots that say these boots were made for lusting. And that's just what you'll do after she removes the bra and gets it from behind. Then, alas, she gets killed. Now we know why the clown cries.