Patrick Warburton (Putty from Seinfeld) stars in the title role of The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005). He’s a brash, beer-drinking lout who learns more than just a thing or two about life, love, and the inherent hotness of Asian babes, courtesy of his mail-order bride, Mai Lin (Marie Matiko). Nicole Gian provides a lesson in comparative anatomy by baring her Caucasian lady parts.