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The Cabin in the Woods

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

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A mindbending, twist filled, surprisingly funny horror classic disguised behind what sounds like the most cliche, paint by numbers slasher flick you've ever heard of, The Cabin in the Woods (2012) was crafted by Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard, two of the geniuses behind Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. Dana (Kristen Connolly), the virginal good girl who is actually sleeping with her professor, joins Curt (Chris Hemsworth) the misogynistic jock who is actually a sociology major, the pot loving fool who is actually really smart (Fran Kranz), Holden (Jesse Williams) and Jules, the pre-med student suddenly acting super slutty (Anna Hutchinson), on a trip to Curt's cousin's lakeside cabin. These five archetypes fail to heed the warning of a creepy gas station hillbilly early in the film, which of course means once they reach the titular Cabin all sorts of mayhem is in store. But this is not your typical haunted (or infested) ground. It ends up the cabin is being watched by the employees of a massive and mysterious underground facility, all dedicated to a group of ancient and bloodthirsty gods who demand they sacrifice some sexy teens in the step by step manor horror movie fans have come to love. The peachy redhead Kristen Connolly starts the movie out right by showing her sweet panty-clad seat 4 minutes in while someone's watching her through a window, before going for a swim in a bikini. But it's Anna Hutchison who will really put a log in your pants when she loses her shirt while straddling Curt. Ends up, the businessmen had to blast her with some libido boosting chemicals to make sure she showed her rack. Apparently, the ancient gods love titties as much as we do! You should watch it for the unique twist on the genre, but if that's not enough, watch it because in The Cabin in the Woods Anna shows us the goods!