The Bridges of Madison County (1995)

Get out your handkerchiefs if you’re going to watch The Bridges of Madison County (1995). Sure, this is a famous tearjerker, but that’s not the mess you’ll have to clean up after watching Clint Eastwood as a traveling photographer who gives lonely farm girl Meryl Streep an affair to remember. While that may not be Meryl’s actual body sexually awakening to Eastwood’s woody in the film’s coupling skin scenes, whoever is standing in for her is outstanding and will get a standing ovation in your pants. This is the kind of date movie that you can use to score with a dame or your dick.