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The Best Movie Merkins

If you can't have pussy than we'll take the patch, and these actresses pack the moist as you'll soon see. Heidi Klum in Blow Dry (2001) has a heart-shaped box you'll want to open, and we doubt you'll be able to wait until Christmas, maybe XXXmas. A box in the hand is worth what in the bush? How about a bleached pussy like Kim Cattrall in Sex and the City (1998)? Okay, we'll take it. Alanna Ubach in Waiting... 2-Disc Unrated Edition (2005) has got an angry pussy cat and it needs a combing. There's something rotten in Denmark and Malin Akerman in The Heartbreak Kid (2007) is breaking our hard-on with this disturbing scene. Camping nude and covered in hair, Patricia Arquette in Human Nature (2001) is a natural woman and, if you're a natural man, you'll be wacking off to her now. Shave and a haircut two bits for Olivia Alaina May in 18 Year Old Virgin (2009), nice butt too, until the electric razor gets stuck in her underbrush. Not a true blonde? Terri Johnson in Video Vixens (1975) is a true beauty, with perky tits and a bubble butt. Bats and a bush that needs a trimming from Anna Faris in Scary Movie (2000). Not a good ending for Amy McGee in Feast II (2008), but a happy ending for we men who have a merkin fetish. Let's stop beating around the bush, huh? Unless, of course, that’s what you like to do.

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