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Ten 'til Noon

Ten 'til Noon (2006)

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Jet-lagged tech head Rick D. Wasserman wakes up in his fancy Malibu pad to find an assassin (Alfonso Freeman) and a criminally cute mute (Jenya Lano) pointing a gun in his direction. It's Ten 'til Noon (2006), and the baddies are there on orders to snuff him when the cuckoo crows. With ten minutes to live, and unsure of what he's done to deserve this fate, Rick pleads for mercy while mutey says nothing and Alfonso goes a little nutso with philosophical meanderings and riddles. Oh, and he also mentions that at that very instant Rick's wife, Rayne Guest, is doing the tubesteak fandango with studly young Jason Hamer in a hotel room. When the clock strikes noon, we're taken to Rayne's room, where it is again ten 'til doom. Gradually it becomes clear just why someone wants to turn Rick into a stiff. Then the scene shifts, and it's again ten 'til noon in another room full of conniving loons. The format keeps repeating until it's finally revealed just what the hell is going on.