Ten Inch Hero (2007)

Size matters in Ten Inch Hero (2007) — at least when it comes to making hoagies. The romantic dramedy follows the lives of a group of friends working at a sandwich shop in Santa Cruz. Elisabeth Harnois is Piper, an artist in search of the child she gave up for adoption; One Tree Hill (2005-2009) alum Danneel Ackles (then billed as Danneel Harris) plays the resident nymphomaniac Tish; Clea DuVall is Jen, the girl too shy to meet her internet boyfriend; Jensen Ackles is a sarcastic horn dog called Priestly; and John Doe is Trucker, the hippie surfer who owns the shop. Although this ensemble teen movie lacks the star status as the George Lucas classic American Graffiti (1973), Peter Bogdonavich’s The Last Picture Show (1971), Amy Heckerling’s Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Francis Ford Coppola’s The Outsiders (1983), Richard Linklater’s Dazed And Confused (1993) and The Breakfast Club (1985) by John Hughes, it includes the nude boobs on Danneel. During a bedroom scene, the sexy brunette undulates hypnotically atop her man. The skintastic act showcases her bare breasts and bum. If that’s not arousing enough, she later exposes her perky pair while two dudes attempt a threesome! Needless to say, Ten Inch Hero is rated R for Danneel’s Rack. Obviously, her co-star Jensen agrees since he began dating Dan shortly after the shoot and married her in 2010. Whether she’s known as Miss Harris or Mrs. Ackles, the topless hottie will give you a ten inch hero in your pants!