Tant qu'il y aura des femmes (1987)

Tant qu'il y aura des femmes (1987) is another one of those French comedies that make us laugh in our pants. The plot line follows a guy and his adventures and misadventures with the ladies, but we're more interested in just one. Fiona Gélin. She has a gun, but that’s about it, as she points it fully nude at a fully nude man. She then puts the gun down and struts over to the lucky fellow giving him (and us) a long view of her three Bs. Then she kisses the guy and adds another B for bang, not the sexy kind, though. There are other views of Fiona’s finery, in the tub and in bed, which end less dramatically.