Take Me Home Tonight (2011)

A listless college grad pretends to be a high-powered executive to impress his dream girl in the 80’s throwback comedy Take Me Home Tonight (2011). Written by a pair of That 70's Show writers, the film stars that show's star, Topher Grace as Matt Franklin, your "Most Likely to Succeed" type who just graduated from MIT but has no ambitions beyond not getting fired from his job at Suncoast Video. Meanwhile, Matt’s brainy twin sister Wendy (a brunette Anna Farris) is getting overly attached to her vapid hunk of a boyfriend Kyle (Chris Pratt), and Matt's best friend Barry (Dan Fogler) just lost his job selling Mercedes Benz's which is really putting a dent in his cocaine habit. When Matt runs into his high school crush Tori (Teresa Palmer) at the mall, he's embarrassed that all those brains landed him at a poor man's Blockbuster Video, so he pretends he works for Goldman Sachs instead. She invites him to a huge Labor Day blowout, where it's up to Matt and Barry to try and keep the Goldman charade going if Matt wants to end up having Sachs with his dreamgirl. But even if that ruse means Matt spews, he's too good a guy not to come clean about his real line of work. Teresa Palmer will give you hairy palms when she tans in a bikini fiteen minutes in, and when she bares a bit of bra one hour, eight minutes in. Teresa loses the bra a bit later, but the camera cuts away before we see her boobs. Major buzzkill, dudes. Forget duping a girl with a fine ass into thinking you work in finance, Mr. Skin would pretend to be an astronaut for a girl that hot! While Teresa doesn't show her tatas, 80’s favorite Angie Everhart will keep you EverHARD when she bares boobs as a kinky older woman demanding sex from Barry. If you get the chance to bang Angie, take that opportunity! But since that's unlikely, take it from us, you'll want to see that ginger MILF in Take Me Home Tonight!