Tais-toi quand tu parles! (1981) is a French James Bond spoof that out does the English originator in terms of voluptuous vamps. Thank the top-heavy talents of veteran sex symbol Edwige French, who has more curves than the Grand Prix. The story follows a Walter Mitty-esque bumpkin who fantasizes about being an Agent 007 who gets to do 69 with turncoat tramps. Only he’s mistakenly assigned to the real spy business, which puts him at odds with a gay look-alike spook. But thanks to Edwige, who flashes her hourglass figure and makes time stop with her pendulous breasts, the erotic espionage will have audiences playing with their gold fingers.