Summer of Blood (2014)

The comedy horror flick Summer of Blood (2014) follows Erik Sparrow (Onur Tukel), a lazy, commitment-phobic dude who gets dumped by his career-focused girlfriend Jody (Anna Margaret Hollyman) when he turns down her proposal for marriage. Gotta love a gal willing to take the bull by the horns! While Jody retreats back into the arms of an old flame, Erik finds himself treading the choppy waves of online dating, which just leads to a string of horribly unsuccessful dates. To make matters worse, Erik’s laziness becomes magnified, thanks to his laughable attempts at dating, and he finds himself in danger of losing his office job. Everything changes for Erik when he crosses paths with Gavin (Dustin Guy Defa), an odd dude that bites him on the neck, causing the lovelorn slacker to transform into a vampire. While most would dread becoming a vampire, Erik’s life actually changes for the better. He notices an increase in his sex drive, and he soon discovers the ability to convince people to do anything he wants with just a gaze of his eyes. But no matter how many babes he beds he still yearns for Jody, so he goes on a quest to win back his ex’s love. The path back to Jody’s heart takes a detour through Melodie Sisk’s bed, and during an enthusiastic moment of missionary sex, we get a look at Melodie’s right mam as it bounces out and gives us a nipple-filled thrill. Ms. Sisk’s suck sack will have you grabbing your dick!