Poker. Yes, please, we sure would like to. Strip poker. Well, that will just make it easier. Take a look at our hands, we're holding a full dick.
"Guess I lose," Debbie Rochon in Blood Relic (2005) says pulling off her panties while topless, but really everybody wins. Rachel Myers in Delta Delta Die! (2003) goes to bed because she has nothing left to bet (meaning she's naked, we bet). We're flushed with horniness with Ruth Higham in Mile High (2003). If you play your cards right we'll all win like Rachel Shelley in The L Word (2004). Wet dreams are in store after Cherie Michan in Dream On (1990) pulls off her top to reveal her top-heavy pair. Two of Brinke Stevens's pairs in Sole Survivor (1983) beat us off. We're no fools, Shannah Laumeister in Nobody's Fool (1994) has a great pair. Bongs and cards we can't condone, but adding Laura Henderson in Fraternity House (2008) and her boobs is a win-win. Monique Gabrielle in The Rosebud Beach Hotel (1984) is straight, even if she's surrounded by equally nude ladies. You'll be putting something hard in the pot when Melissa Barrick in The Pamela Principle (1991) takes off her top. Is Becky LeBeau in Rock-A-Die Baby (1989) too rich for your blood? Doubt it. Kim Penn in Game of Pleasure (1998) is the only game in town. The only thing that's going to bust watching Christine Cattell in Heartbreak High (1981) is your nuts.
Read 'em and peep.