Streets of Fire (1984)

You’ll feel the heat (in a good way) as you beat off to Streets of Fire (1984). The neo-noir rock musical features Amy Madigan, Elizabeth Daily, Michael Paré, Bill Paxton, and Diane Lane’s cleavage! As singer Ellen Aim, Ms. Lane shakes it up on stage — until the curvaceous babe is kidnapped by The Bombers, a motorcycle gang led by Raven Shaddock (Willem Dafoe). As Aim’s band aims to liberate her, we are treated to liberal views of arresting ingénues. Thanks to her skintight top, waitress Reva Cody (Deborah Van Valkenburgh) serves up a pair of perfect pokies! If that’s not hot enough, check out the smoking hot dancer (Marine Jahan) at the Torchie Bar. The sexy stripper entertains panting patrons in a G-string and midriff-revealing T-shirt. Ms. Jahan has a toned body and knows how to use it. Suffice it to say, she puts the motion into this motion picture! When she’s not gyrating her be-thonged butt cheeks, the pretty Punkster is feeling herself up. The skintastic act means we get to see her bare boobies! Luckily, Ellen’s rescue party didn’t become distracted by Marine and forget to free her. Unfortunately, the film is rated PG. Translation: this is the only nudity. It didn’t help that the mixed genre movie appeared to take place in the 1950s, present time, and a futuristic dystopia. All in all, it confused critics and fans. But even though the flick was a box office bomb, it still generated some interest in Mr. Skin’s spank bank!