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This Boston native is so insanely sexy and has a booty that is bound to blow the meat off your bones like the dream sequence of the nuclear bomb going off in T2: Judgement Day (1991)! The self-described "Ass-Obsessed" Stasia Patwell is not just a stick of dynamite on the screen when acting, she is also a hilarious stand-up comedian and a high-end personal trainer who runs the aptly titled "School of THOT". The ass focused workouts are designed to put meat in the seat, but seeing Stasia do the workouts has the side-effect of getting "front" meat poking through our pleats! Anyway, this gorgeous Venice Beach vixen is bound to catch your eye on the screen too as she's been building an impressive resume as a comedic scream queen, kicking off her IMDb page with the indie horror flick Morbid: A Love Story in 2009. After that, she did some one-off TV episodes on long running shows like America's Court with Judge Ross and Unusual Suspects before heading back into the slasher flick features. In 2016 she was in Bloody Bobby and then followed that up with How to Train Your Husband or (How to Pick Your Second First Husband) (2018). It's her Nude-Comer debut in Legend of Fall Creek (2021) that has us "patting" our bathing suit areas quite "well" (see what we did there?). She shows off her perfect rack in that indie horror comedy and it has us craving more of her! We mean, come on! A seriously hot blonde stand-up comedian with an ass-centric personal training career and philosophy on life, can we just go ahead and ask her to marry us?