Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: spy movies.
The spy genre is an action-packed genre with espionage, conspiracies, plots, twists, and all kinds of exciting devices. Today we are going to focus on spy movies with scenes that reveal what's going on when these ladies are not wearing disguises or enacting secret missions. Top-secret missions are best with topless nudity!
The Conversation
Francis Ford Coppola made a film about burgeoning technology invading our private lives with The Conversation. This tense film filled with paranoia is about electronic surveillance technology that is spying on the general public. Elizabeth MacRae bares all in the dimly lit scene that will cause a conversation.
Casino Royale
James Bond was all the rage in the 60s, so it was very reasonable to assume he would be thoroughly lampooned in a series of boozy comedies. Casino Royale did that the best with David Niven playing a secret agent with a large sexual appetite while Woody Allen plays a villain who plans to kill men who are taller than him.
This groovy comedy has a bunch of babes for Bond to ogle, but he's busy so Niven is doing all the work. Ursula Andress is just one of the boobalicious babes to check out. Watching her bathe is like cashing out at a casino!
Zeta One
Let's keep the spy spinoff train moving with Zeta One! This swinging British farce follows a secret agent named James Word (get it? Because his word is bond.) whose secretary (Yutte Stensgaard) seduces him with a hot and horny game of strip poker.
She then uses that moment to get information from him to give back to a group of alien women who want to kidnap Earth women and brainwash them.
The alien babes look out-of-this-world out of their clothing. Carol Hawkins and Anna Gaël play two of the hotties who show off their bodies. I spy with my eye several nice pairs of jugs!
Never Say Never Again
We were bound to come across a real Bond film! This 1983 film starred an aging Sean Connery as James Bond. He is joined by Barbara Carrera and Kim Basinger as his Bond girls. Barbara slips a nip and that is something I want to say again and again.
Atomic Blonde
Charlize Theron plays an MI6 agent who kicks ass, takes names, and show ass in the process. Theron is a sexy bisexual agent who is on a mission. In between her action scenes, she gets action with actress Sofia Boutella. The two of them get naked and get nasty, showing Sofia's suck sacks while they are in the act. If my spy mission included watching this? I'd never quit my job.
