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Son of the Beach

Son of the Beach (2000-2002)

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A Baywatch parody might not have been the most timely comedy concept in the year 2000, but somehow Son of the Beach sure made it work. The self proclaimed "King of All Media" Howard Stern tried his hand at cable TV comedy when his production company created the show for FX. Described by Stern as "Get Smart on the sand," Son of the Beach chronicles the misadventures of Shore Patrol 30: Malibu Adjacent's elite team of life savers made up of the pale, doughy lifeguard leader Notch Johnson (Timothy Stack) and his team of buff-bodied surf bunnies, including the Southern Belle with straight up bombs B.J. Cummings (Jaime Bergman), the inner city tough nut to crack whose crack you'd like to nut in Jamaica St. Croix (Leila Arcieri), and the spy supposed to ruin the team camaraderie Kimberlee Clark (Kimberly Oja), along with German muscle-head Chip Rommel (Roland Kickinger). Together they contend with super villains like evil Neo Nazis Hell bent on buying the best beachfront property, a murderer who attempts to assassinate famous rapper Biggy Little, a villain named "Heinous Anus" (RuPaul) who kidnaps men and turns them gay, and a group of sorority girls who think their sisters' suicide didn't quite play out the way it seems. Also, riptides. Throw in near constant battles with the nasty Mayor Anita Massengil (Lisa Banes), and a tidal wave of off-beat guest stars, including Maureen McCormick, Gary Coleman, Lee Majors, Gilbert Gottfried, and Mark Harris as Gaybraham Lincoln, and the plots were wilder and wilder with every season. Zany plots and horny thots: Son of the Beach is an all-out orgy of hot bikinis and hysterical laughter. But since around these private parts obsessed parts we're way more into smokes than jokes, our favorite part of the show was all the hot beach bods on display. Leila Arcieri slips a bit of lip during a lingerie clad brawl where we all felt like we'd won, as well as while seductively sucking down an ice cream cone. Angelica Bridges showed her tasty but pasty covered tata while performing CPR on a scuba diver, whose first gasp of air involves waking up with his face between that pair! Throw in Rachel York looking eager to pork as she seduces our lifeguard in lingerie, the Dahm Triplets looking so damn sexy in matching yellow bikinis, Richelle Ruben showing ass while wearing nothing but homemade censor bars, Jamie Bergman being busty in nearly every episode, and Stephanie Chao bringing the Far East fantasy of fornication to FX by dancing in a red set of lingerie, and you'll be shocked this one only lasted three seasons. Damn son, those were some fine ass females! They might not have gotten as famous as the Baywatch babes, but the women of Son of the Beach could more than hold their own in the jiggling jigs department!   


Antoinette Abbott

Sexy - as Bikini Model

1 Pic & 1 Clip
Leila Arcieri

Nude - as Jamaica St. Croix

21 Pics & 4 Clips
Joanna Bacalso

Sexy - as Fire Bush

1 Pic & 1 Clip
Lisa Banes

Sexy - as Anita Massengil

3 Pics & 2 Clips
Jaime Bergman

Sexy - as B.J. Cummings

38 Pics & 6 Clips
Nina Cho

Sexy - as Sum Pi

4 Pics & 1 Clip
Iva Hasperger

Sexy - as Myna Penetration

3 Pics & 1 Clip
Darla Haun

Sexy - as Mary / Sister Ashley

7 Pics & 2 Clips
Lisa Inouye

Vietnamese Woman

Linda Kim

Sexy - as Rucy Roo

1 Clip
Elisa Leonetti

Sexy - as Chcch

1 Pic
Kristen Miller

Hottie McDaniel

Kimberly Oja

Sexy - as Kimberlee Clark

10 Pics & 4 Clips
Michelle Ruben

Nude - as Hot Girl / Wrap Up Girl

17 Pics & 5 Clips
Brandi Sherwood

Sexy - as Vega

2 Pics
Tracy Spindola

Sexy - as Big Dipper

1 Pic & 1 Clip
Dahm Triplets

Sexy - as Robot Lifeguards

2 Pics
Joan Van Ark

Ima Cummings

Cerina Vincent

Sexy - as Sorority Girl

2 Pics & 1 Clip
Amy Weber

Sexy - as Porcelain Bidet

11 Pics & 4 Clips
Natashia Williams

Montego Bay

Rachel York

Sexy - as Regina Streep

4 Pics & 1 Clip
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