Snakewoman (2005)

Snakewoman (2005) is a sexy horror flick from the demented mind of director Jesus Franco, who has been called the erotic master of the genre. Carmen Montes is a crazy looking beauty. She has a snake tattoo wrapped around her body, and we know because she’s naked and not shy. Her breasts and buns make many appearances and are even joined by her furry bits. She gets into some lesbian antics with Christie Levin and rug-munching fun with Fata Morgana. Why? Because she can. Wouldn’t you? But our favorite scene may be when she’s laid out nude on a tabletop before a tea service. Coffee, tea or Carmen? That’s a rhetorical question.