Sexy Satanic Shockers
The devil made her do it, now if only the devil would make her do us.
Connie Nielsen in The Devil's Advocate (1997) shows off her perfectly evil tits, worth losing your soul over or at least your semen. Bubble, bubble, tits and trim from Meg Foster and Brynn Horrocks in The Lords of Salem (2013), as these witches get naked for the cauldron. Satan is her baby daddy, and Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby (1968), has some nice booty titties. Only wearing a devil-red apron, Kate Nauta in Nine Miles Down (2009) knows just how we like our steak. The devil gets his way with Carla Gravina in The Antichrist (1974), and we see everything. Bound and topless, Lucy Frashure in Satanic Yuppies (1996) is just like Satan likes 'em. A satanic bath for Patricia Arquette in Stigmata (1999). Huge boobed and bound screamer Barra Grant in Daughters of Satan (1972) is one hell of a sexy sacrifice. The best way to get into a priest's pants may not be Linda Hayden in Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) fully nude, but we'll take it. Whipped naked Iolanda Mascitti in Nude for Satan (1974) is just that and more. If our satanic church was as nude friendly as Maggie Fitzgerald in The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1974) it would be better attended. Mass was never as nude as it is for Candice Leigh Bauman in Midnight Mass (2002). Bloody titted Darian Caine in Satan's School for Lust (2002) joins a les-be-evil Misty Mundae. When's open enrollment?
If Satan didn't exist we would have to make one up because he's hot as hell.