Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012)

Get ready for non-stop fun from the most sexually liberated, sexually active family in France, via the comedy, drama, romance film Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012). (Trust Mr. Skin when he says subtitles never looked so good.) After the youngest member of the family is caught pulling the pud in biology class, it seems like the perfect opportunity for the rest of the clan, all three generations, to open up about their own sexy times. Don’t worry, this group has a fairly adventuresome sexual history, and everyone is getting loads (hah!) of action. The perpetual humping provides plenty of pink from the female leads with Adeline Rebeillard’s shaved bush staring off the action one minute in. The breast view of Maïlys Amrous’ dangling duo with dinner-plate areolas comes when she strips down to service two dudes, Leïla Denio lets her generous breasts bounce while sitting and bouncing, and Laetitia Favart gets topless while playing Grandpa’s favorite prostitute. Valérie Maës goes full-frontal naked before getting down to business on the bedroom floor. And that, my friends, is just a smattering of the skintasticness that is this French film. If you're intrigued enough to seek out the whole film, careful which version you're tuning in to. Some British and North American cuts have skimped on some of the nudity and sex scenes. And by the way (and probably a big reason for the aformentioned versions), a lot of the sexy times happening for the cameras are the real thing. Would you really expect anything less from a French film about sex?