Sex Sells (2005)

"Have you ever wondered what life is like on a porn set?" So asks the tagline of the uproariously funny, overpoweringly arousing mock-documentary Sex Sells: The Making of Touché (2005). The movie reveals this answer—and all the finest points of its female cast members—by plunking viewers down in the thick of things (pun definitely intended) during an adult-film shoot. For "Touché," his hardcore magnum opus, director Chuck Steak (Mark DeCarlo) calls on veteran loinsman Lance Long (Adrian Zmed) and skindustry legend Roxy Free (Priscilla Barnes) to help him concoct the most absurdly epic X-rated adventure ever mounted. Do they pull it off? Does Priscilla pull her clothes off? See Sex Sells for the answers. It's a guaranteed bang for your buck!