Seizing Me (2003)

Seizing Me (2003) stars the luscious Lisa Keller as Rose, a gifted woman with a boatload of woes who takes to kidnapping people to complete herself. Hey, everyone needs a hobby, right? Lisa's no different. In a desperate, dotty attempt to make herself whole, she nabs three wildly disparate people who represent various aspects of the human mind, soul, and booty, hoping to take pieces from them to graft onto her own uncertain persona. It's a lesson in the dangers of looking outside one's self for direction—and a lesson in how to plow a broad in position after position after position. Whoo, Lisa! Nice to meet ya! You'll be seizing (and pleasing) yourself at the sight of Ms. Keller in bed with her feller.