Schoolgirl Report 2: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night (1971)

The second of twelve edu-sploitation films in the Schoolgirl Report series, Schoolgirl Report 2: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night (1971) follows Schoolgirl Report 1: What Parents Don't Think is Possible (1971), which helpfully provided all the necessary info to keep parents awake for the sequel. And parents aren't the only ones up over this material—you'll find yourself swelling with passion for this subject! Set up as a documentary, Schoolgirl Report 2 features actor Friedrich von Thun as a reporter helpfully providing details about the need for nubile teeners to learn about sex, play with their sexuality, and seduce older men. Narrations by Friedrich, supposed parents, and a child psychologist accompany re-enactments of all manner of doing-it-related doings. Released in grindhouses in the U.S., this "sex report" flick knew exactly what it was doing: titillating, not educating (just ask the teacher whom three of the film’s tasty tartlets seduce!).