Sassy Sue (1972)

Sassy Sue (1972) will make you want to live down on a farm. This ranch is raunchy, with dad selling moonshine and worrying about finding his inbred boy a bride. Of course, ol' pa's got to sample the goods--and there are lots of goodies. Sandy Carey and Tallie Cochrane expose everything from their haylofts to their corn-holes. Karen Cooknell is a bit more bashful and keeps her bush hidden while flaunting the rest of her dairy products. Breast of all is Sharon Kelly, a veteran of exploitation, sexploitation, and even some hardcore ditties. Her flaming red hair (both up and downstairs) is as delightful as her overflowing milk sacks. Too bad junior is in love with a cow--literally--named Sassy Sue. There's no accounting for taste. Sharon displays her ample chesticle while giving Tallie a lez-tastic bath in an outdoor tub at the 49-minute mark. About 30 minutes later, Sharon sheds her threads and tries to sit her gaming bush down onto some lucky guy's face while Tallie takes care of his pecker. Earlier in the flick, you can see Sharon hang her amazingly ample nips in front of a dude's face while Tallie takes care of the rest...riding him into the cum-sunset! Sassy Sue is one of those movies that will surely make you feel like taking off your pants and using your imagination to get off a load or two. Sassy Sue will not make your balls blue, and that's precisely why it has earned a spot in the Hall of Fame of Nudity!