Two couples decide to shack up for a weekend getaway in a cabin twelve miles from nowhere in S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003). After picking up a horny hitchhiker on the way, they end their day with campfire tales about a homicidal clown said to be stalking the area. It’s no laughing matter when they begin disappearing with only a trail of hacked-up doll parts left to tell the tale of their grizzly fates. Although it was hailed as the “worst killer clown movie” ever made, with buckets of blood and tons of bare tits, skingoria was never so s.i.c.k.eningly sexy.