Running Out of Luck (1986)

Poor Mick Jagger has it so hard—he's a rock star hanging out in Rio and shooting a video, and after getting kidnapped he ends up landing square in the lap of an oversexed banana-plantation owner who goes bananas for him. That's the plot of Running Out of Luck (1986), a music-heavy ode to Mick that features some of the biggest beauts in the biz. Jerry Hall and Rae Dawn Chong? Forget the title, this guy's got all the luck in the world! You'll be running out of saliva when Rae bares her nae-naes as part of a nefarious plan to knock out a prison guard by getting him to nibble on her drug-soaked nips. Knockers doused with knockout drops? Now that's what we call skinema!