Romy and Michele (2005)

Tucson twosome Katherine Heigl and Alex Breckenridge are fresh out of high school and looking to hightail it to Hollywood in Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005), the made-for-cable prequel to Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997). The ditzy duo spends years getting together the dough, but they finally make enough to move to La-la-ville. Once there they immediately try to get hooked up with hooker gigs in order to land themselves bigwigs—after all, that's what Julia Roberts did! That all turns out to be a bad idea, and when the sex work doesn't work out, their new pal Alexandra Billings offers to let them stay in her place while she's away. Up to their gazongas in poshness, Katherine and Alex start hatching a plan to get into Ozone, the hottest nightspot around. Meanwhile, the neighbors think they're female impersonators, socialite Kelly Brook thinks they're lower than dirt, and Paula Abdul shows up for some reason.