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Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 (2013)

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A lesbian couple battles mutant theater geeks in the Troma flick Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 (2013). Directed by Lloyd Kaufman, who was one of the trio of dudes who directed the original Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986), Kaufman's return to the series starred Asta Paredes as Chrissy, a tree-hugging blogger who meets new girl in school Lauren (Catherine Corcoran) and finds that Sapphic sparks start to fly. But that's not the glow of young love illuminating the halls of Nuke 'Em High--that would be the irradiated food that is turning Lauren and Chrissy's classmates into post-apocalyptic punk rock mutants. And when the harmless nerds in the glee club transform into a power-metal gang called "The Cretins," Lauren and Chrissy must band together to save the school. You don't watch a Troma movie for intellectual stimulation, which is why Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 makes sure to stimulate your other head with T&A all over the place. Ignore the mushroom clouds and grab your mushroom headed hog watching the gorgeous ginger Kelsey Lehman showing boobs and buns in the opening credits. Those credit tits come while Kelsey's boning a dude in the classroom, before his dong detaches and blood starts shooting all over her! Don't puke watching that scene in Nuke! If you're looking for some nudity that won't make your stomach turn, take a peek at Catherine and Asta doing some blonde on brunette girl on girl, tits out on a sheet-less mattress. We'd fu-you know the rest either of those ladies in the middle of Fukushima! No bull, we'd bone them at Chernobyl! The half-life on the original is short enough that it can still give you a semi, but Lloyd Kaufman's Return to Nuke 'Em High really provided a fission vision that will have you unable to control your rod!