Prison Break (2005-2008)

Prison Break stars Wentworth Miller as a man with a plan—he's so sure that his convict brother (Dominic Purcell) is innocent that he's gotten himself tossed in the clink so he can help him break free. Fox's breakout hit kicked off in 2005, with Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell) being locked up for killing the Vice President's brother. Luckily, his structural engineer brother, Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller) covers his body in tattoos that are actually blueprints of the prison, commits an armed robbery, and gets himself locked up alongside big bro looking to help him escape. Season one sees Michael and Lincoln trying to craft their escape while constantly getting derailed by prison riots, sleazy fellow convicts who want in on the breakout, and all sorts of other issues. Many people consider season one a masterpiece, but since it ends with the big breakout, there wasn't anywhere for the show to go. Season two was basically a modern update of The Fugitive starring both our two heroes and a few other convicts that managed to break out with them, while the rest of the show's five seasons saw them ending up in a foreign jail and needing to escape, uncovering the conspiracy that got Lincoln locked up, and all sorts of other escapades that brought the show further and further away from its original premise. But the further away from the cock filled correctional facility we got, the more chances for sexy women to give us erections there were. It might have been the show's undoing, but it let us see some screwing! It's Fox, so there's just bra and undie stuff from the foxy ladies in this one. Still, we get the hottie Camile Guaty jiggling her jugs in a black bra, absurd amounts of cleavage from Shannon Lucio, Crystal Mantecon's mams being held back by a green bra, and Holly Valance giving a very sexy lapdance in a bra and some very early 2000's tight velour pants. But the sexiest scene on the show was when Jodi Lyn O'Keefe dressed up as a naughty schoolgirl in a short plaid skirt and open dress shirt. She rolls around the bed fulfilling ever man's fantasies, as T-Bag (Robert Knepper) takes pictures of her with a comically outdated flip phone. We had to flip our mattress after watching that one a few times! It might have gone downhill after the first season, but those hotties gave us a reason to keep up with Prison Break!