Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury (2011)

Kevin Sorbo is a Vietnam vet with a license to kill in Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury (2011). Poolboy (Kevin Sorbo) is a highly decorated (86 purple hearts!) Vietnam vet who comes back to Van Nuys and finds his wife and son drowned in a pool and his highly chlorinated profession taken over by Mexicans. So Poolboy decides to apply his professional grade ass-whupping skills to a group of rival pool cleaners, particularly their tough-as-nails leader Ceasar (Danny Trejo). You’re in for a rollicking, blood-spurting, boob-baring good time in this mockumentary tribute to the over-the-top action flicks of the ‘80s. Slappily obliging in the “boob” department are the plastic pontoons of Jacqui Holland, who bares breasts first screwing a guy as her grandpa watches, and then as a topless blind girl who gets it on with a burglar. You’ll be playing pocket pool with Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury!