Oh, Woe Is Me (1993)

It takes a talent like Jean-Luc Godard to retell Greek mythology. That’s just what he does in Oh, Woe Is Me (1993), where Gérard Depardieu plays the Zeus character who impersonates Amphitryon to have sex with his wife, Alcmene. You would too, if Alcmene looked as hot as French tickler Laurence Masliah. It is her first starring role, and her first nude scene, and the best look at all the fine French parts she has developed to perv-fection. Laurence may sound like a masculine name, but the only masculine parts you’ll notice are those hardening between your legs.